How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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