dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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