I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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