So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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