think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
wow bdsm is so cute
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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