I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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