your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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