no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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