she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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