Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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