my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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