sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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