Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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