yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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