when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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