Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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