i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
