Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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