Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Randomize
