dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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