By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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