you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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