No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
this will be a night to untag.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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