Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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