On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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