i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm sobbing to NWA
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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