woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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