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I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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