The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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