it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
