Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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