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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The feeling are messing with the penis
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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