how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Randomize
