i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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