awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude i'm inner monologue high
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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