Duck Duck Cougar?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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