What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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