I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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