you guys were way drunker than both of me
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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