i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just blew my weed a kiss
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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