Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If that was your dad, he is hot
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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