if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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