Buhtt sex?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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