Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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