Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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