Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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