It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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