dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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