She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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