just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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