they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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