there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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